The Most Confused Confession Ever
Late one night, a drunk man staggered into a Catholic church and stumbled straight into a confessional booth.
He sat down heavily inside… and said absolutely nothing.
On the other side, the priest waited patiently for a moment.
Silence.
The priest cleared his throat a few times, hoping to get the man’s attention.
Still nothing.
The drunk just sat there quietly.
Finally getting irritated, the priest knocked firmly on the wall three times.
A few seconds later, the drunk mumbled:
“Sorry, buddy… can’t help you.”
“There’s no toilet paper on this side either.”
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A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.
The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?”
“Ten,” she replied.
“What are their names?” he asked.
“LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy,” she answered.
“They’re all named LeRoy?” he asked “What if you want them to come in from playing outside?”
“Oh, that’s easy,” she said.
“I just call ‘LeRoy,’ and they all come running in.”
“And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?”
“I just say, ‘LeRoy, come eat your dinner’,” she answered.
“But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?” he asked.
“Oh, that’s easy,” she said. “I just use their last name!”
