A young man introduces his fiancee to his parents.
While they were having dinner the girl gently farts. Annoyed by the
funny smell the father in law yells:
– Rocky!!
The girl is relieved that the future in-law blamed the dog from under
her chair but after a few minutes she lets one more rip.
The boy’s father is getting nervous:
– Rocky!! be careful now!!
Worried no more the girl fires another one.
Feeling exasperated, the boy’s father yells:
– Rocky! Get out of there fast! She’s gonna sh*t on you!
🤣🤣🤣
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one very
hot day.
They were sweating profusely by the time they came upon a small
lake with a sandy beach. Since it was a secluded spot, they left all
their clothes on a big log, ran down the beach to the lake and
jumped in the water for a long, refreshing swim.
Refreshed, they were halfway back up the beach to the spot they’d
left their clothes, when a group of ladies from town came along.
Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest
covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ranfor cover in the bushes.
After the ladies wandered on and the men got dressed again, the
minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face
rather than his privates.
The rabbi replied, “I don’t know about you, but in my
congregation, it’s my face they would recognize.”
