A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend she was thrilled at the speed.
“If I do 200 km/h, will you take all of your cl0.thes off?”
The girlfriend felt adventurous, and said “yes, of course”
He brought the car up to the 200 km/h benchmark. However, he was unable to keep his eyes on the road and the car swerved, then flipped over. the N*ked girl was thrown clear, but the boyfriend got stuck in a hole.
“Go and get help” he yelled.
“I can’t I’m na*ed!”
“take my shoe, he said, and cover yourself.”
Holding the shoe to her pubes she ran off, down the road. she came to a gas station, and ran inside to the proprietor.
“Please help, my boyfriend got stuck in a hole!”
The proprietor look at her. looked at the shoe, and then said: “there’s nothing I can do, he’s too far in. “
