A soldier ran up to a Nun.
Out of breath he asked:
“Please, may I hide under your sk*rt. I’ll explain later.”
The nun accepted his request.
A moment later, two Military Police ran up and asked:
“Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied: “He went that way.”
After the MP’s ran off……
The soldier crawled out under her skirt and said:
“I can’t thank you enough Sister. I hope you will understand, I don’t want to go to USA.”
The nun said: “I understand completely.”
The soldier added: “I hope I am not rude, but you have a great pair of legs.”
The nun replied: “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great p*ir of b*lls! I don’t want to go to USA either.” 🤣
Bonus Joke
A 100-year-old man was having a big birthday party at his nursing home.
A TV crew was there to interview the man on this special day.
“Please tell our audience how you managed to live so long,” asked the reporter.
“Well, I don’t drink and I’ve never smoked,” replied the old geezer,
“and, I make it a point to stay well away from w!ld women.”
Just then, there was a loud shriek in the hall.
The crew turned to see a nurse run by, followed by an agile looking, older man.
The older man carried a foul smelling cigarette in one hand and a glass of whisky in the other.
As he ran by, he paused for a moment, looked at the crowd, grinned and cackled
“He, he, he!” and then continued his pursuit.
“What the hell was that all about?” asked the astonished reporter.
Replied the old geezer, “Please excuse my father – he gets carried away sometimes!”
