A skinny little lady goes into a lift, looks up and sees this HUGE black man standing next to him.
The big man sees the little lady staring at him; he looks down and says:
‘7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch p*n*s, 3 pounds of t*st*cles, Turner Brown.’
The little white lady faints and falls to the floor.
The big man kneels down and brings her to, shaking her.
The big man says, ‘What’s wrong with you?’
In a weak voice, the little lady says, ‘What EXACTLY did you say to me?’
The big black man says, ‘I saw your curious look, and I figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me……………..
I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20-inch p*n*s, my t*st*cles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.’
The little white lady says:
‘Turner Brown’?!….Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn around”!
