One evening, a husband thought he was being hilarious and said to his wife, “Maybe we should start washing your clothes in SlimFast. It might take a few inches off your butt!”
His wife, April, didn’t laugh. In fact, she decided his comment deserved a proper reward.
The next morning, the husband pulled a pair of underwear out of his drawer. As he shook them out, a small cloud of powder erupted into the air.
“April!” he yelled into the bathroom. “Why the hell did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”
April smirked and called back, “That’s not talcum powder… it’s Miracle-Gro.”
