Why Did Everyone Come to the Funer@l?
A day of mourning on a farm somewhere in Bavaria:
The farmer’s mule accidentally k*lled his mother-in-law with a powerful kick just as she was walking by.
An unusually large number of farmers from the surrounding area attended the funer@l.
The pastor is amazed by the huge crowd in front of the church and says to a relative:
“My goodness… your mother-in-law must have been very popular indeed. So many farmers are leaving their fields in the middle of the day to attend the funer@l!”
The man shakes his head and replies dryly:
“Oh, come on… they’re not here for the funer@l.”
“They all just want to buy the mule.”
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Before the wedding & After the wedding
Before the wedding:
She: Hello!
He: Ah, I’ve been waiting for this for so long!
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Not even in my dreams!
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Absolutely!
Her: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! What makes you think that?
She: Do you want to kiss me?
He: At every opportunity!
She: Would you ever hit me?
He: Are you crazy?
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Honey!
After the wedding… read the dialogue from bottom to top!
