Two men were having an excruciatingly slow round of golf.
The two women playing ahead of them seemed to hit every sand trap, water hazard, and rough on the course.
To make matters worse, they didn’t follow proper golf etiquette and let the men play through.
After two hours of frustration, one man said,“I’ve had enough. I’m going to ask them to let us play through.”
He started walking toward the women, but halfway there, he stopped, turned around, and came back.
Looking embarrassed, he said, “I can’t do it. One of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress. Maybe you should go instead.”
The second man nodded and began walking toward the women. But just like his friend, he stopped halfway, turned around, and walked back.
With a sheepish grin, he said, “Small world!”
A man calls his wife and says, “Honey, I’ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week.
This could be a great opportunity for a promotion. Can you please pack enough clothes for the week, get my rod and tackle box ready, and don’t forget to pack my new blue silk pajamas?”
The wife sensed something was off but, being a good wife, she followed his instructions and packed everything he asked for.
After a week, the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but pleased with himself. The wife immediately bombarded him with questions about the trip: how it was, if he caught any fish, and so on.
“Yes, I caught plenty—lots of salmon, bluegill, and even a few swordfish,” he replied. Then, with a puzzled look, he added, “But why didn’t you pack my blue silk pajamas?”
The wife smirked and said, “Oh, I did! They were in your fishing box.”
