Two farmers are fighting over their donkeys.
They can’t tell the donkeys apart so the first farmer says
“I’ll cut my the tail of my donkey off so that we can tell.”
A few days later the donkeys get into a fight and the other donkey gets its tail bitten off.
The other farmer says “I’ll cut my donkey’s ear off so I know it’s mine.”
Then the next day the donkeys fight again and the other one loses an ear.
Then the first farmer says “I’ll put a collar around my donkey”
The donkeys get into a fight again and the folder comes off.
Then finally the first farmer says
“I’ll tell you what, you take the white one and I’ll take the black one.”
The second farmer responds:
We should probably keep this gate closed too.
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An older woman, well past child-bearing years went to a walk-in clinic where she was seen by a young, new doctor.
After about 3 minutes in the exam room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.
She burst out the door, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked her what the problem was, and she told him what had happened.
After hearing her out, he sat her down in another exam room and marched back to where the first doctor was and demanded, “what is the matter with you?
That lady is over 60 years old, has four grown children and several grand children! And you told her she was pregnant?”
The young doctor continued to write on his clipboard, and without looking up, he asked, “Does she still have the hiccups?”
