Two drunks are stumbling down the street.
One looks up and says,
“Man… what a beautiful night. Look at the moon.”
The other squints and shakes his head,
“You’re an idiot. That’s the sun.”
They start arguing louder and louder, nearly shoving each other.
Just then, another guy walks by.
“Hey! You there!” they shout.
“Settle this for us. Is that the sun or the moon?”
The third guy looks up at the sky… pauses… then looks back at them and says:
“Buddy… I don’t know either.”
They both lean in, desperate.
“Why not?!”
He shrugs and goes:
“Sorry, I don’t live around here.”
