They Went Back to the Fence for Old Times’ Sake…
The old man leans over to his wife and says:
“Do you remember our first time, over sixty years ago? It was behind this very pub! You held onto the fence and I did it to you from behind…”
“Yes,” she says, “I remember it well.”
“Well,” he says, “how about we go back there and repeat it exactly the same way for the sake of good old times?”
“Oh, you old rascal, you’re something else… but whatever.”
A policeman sitting at the next table overhears the conversation and can’t help but smirk. “I have to see this,” he thinks. “Those two old people at it by the fence. I’ll just keep an eye on things so they don’t get into trouble…” So he secretly follows them.
The elderly couple walked with difficulty, supporting each other and clinging to their walking sticks. Finally, they reached the back of the pub and approached the fence. The old woman lifted her ski-rt and the old man l0wered his tr0u-sers. She held onto the fence, and he grabbed her from behind.
Suddenly, the two bre@k into the wildest s*x the policeman has ever seen. The old man thru-sts at an incr-edible speed, both mo@ning and p@nting. After 10 minutes, they finally collapse on the floor, sweating profusely.
The policeman is completely baffled and believes he may have learned something new about life, age, and love.
After a short time, the old couple gets up and p-uts their cl0thes back on.
The policeman thinks to himself: “That was truly amazing… I simply have to ask what her secret is.”
He approaches her and says, “Excuse me, but I’ve been watching you… that was really something special. You must have had a fantastic s*x life. Do you perhaps have some kind of secret?”
The old man answers, trembling and completely out of breath:
“Sixty years ago, this was not an electric fence.”
