Four buddies had been going on the exact same annual fishing trip for over a decade. But a few days before their scheduled departure, Jack’s wife unexpectedly put her foot down and completely banned him from going. His friends were devastated, but there was nothing they could do to change her mind.
Two days later, the remaining three guys arrived at the remote campsite—only to find Jack already sitting there by a roaring fire, nursing a ice-cold beer with his tent perfectly set up.
“Holy cow, Jack!” his buddies gasped in disbelief. “How long have you been here, and how on earth did you convince your missus to let you come?”
“Well, I’ve been here since last night,” Jack chuckled, taking a slow sip of his beer. “Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my recliner when my wife snuck up behind me in a scandalous nightie, covered my eyes, and led me into the bedroom. She had candles lit and rose petals scattered all over the place. Apparently, she’s been reading 50 Shades of Grey.”
He grinned wildly. “She pointed to a pair of handcuffs and some rope on the mattress and told me to tie her up and lock her securely to the headboard. So, being a good husband, I did exactly that.”
“And then what happened?!” his friends asked, leaning in with wide eyes.
Jack smiled warmly and replied, “Then she looked me dead in the eye and whispered, ‘Now, darling… go ahead and do whatever you want.’ So, I grabbed my tackle box, packed my truck, and drove straight here!”
