The teacher asked the kids what they wanted to be when they grew up…
Little Johnny: “I wanna be a billionaire, go to expensive clubs, find a bitch there, buy her a million dollar apartment in Vegas, buy her a Ferrari, and a beach front house in Malibu, buy her a private jet and expensive jewelry and screw her 3-5 times a day…”
The teacher was at a loss for words and didn’t know what to say or do so she just proceeded, “Susie, what would you like to be when you grow up?”
Susie: “I wanna be Johnny’s bitch!”
Paddy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady.
A few minutes later, he couldn’t control himself and let loose a huge fart.
Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her, “Do you, by any chance, have today’s paper?”
The old lady said, “No, but the next time we pass a tree I’ll grab you a handful of leaves…
LOL!!
I hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
Murphy And Paddy Were Watching A Movie
Paddy and Murphy were watching a movie.
Paddy said to Murphy, “I bet you €5 that John Wayne falls off this horse and the horse goes over the cliff.”
Murphy said, “Okay, Paddy.”
So here they are, watching the movie, and John Wayne falls off his horse, and the horse goes over the cliff.
Paddy turns to Murphy and says, “I told you what would happen.”
Murphy said, “You’re right, Paddy; there you go, $5.”
Paddy thinks and, at the end of the film, says, “I feel pretty bad here, Murphy.”
“Why that, Paddy?”
“Because I’ve seen this film before.”
Murphy says, “So have I, but I didn`t expect him to make the same mistake twice.”
LOL!!
