A pirate walked into a bar.
The bartender said, “You look terrible! What happened?”
The pirate shrugged. “I’m fine.”
“What about the wooden leg?”
“Lost it to a cannonball in battle.”
“And the hook?”
“Sword fight. Lost my hand.”
“Okay… but what about the eye patch?”
The pirate sighed. “A bird flew overhead and pooped in my eye.”
The bartender laughed. “You didn’t lose an eye because of bird poop!”
The pirate replied,
“No… it was my first day with the hook.”
