A week after John bought a brand-new bull, he called his friend looking worried.
“Something’s wrong with this bull,” he complained. “All he does is eat grass. He won’t even look at the cows!”
His friend suggested,
“Take him to the vet. Maybe there’s something wrong.”
A week later, John called again—but this time, he sounded thrilled.
“You won’t believe it!” he shouted.
“The vet gave the bull some pills, and suddenly he started doing his job!”
His friend laughed.
“That’s great! Did they actually work?”
“Work? The bull went completely wild!”
“He broke through the fence and started chasing every cow in the neighborhood!”
“He’s an absolute machine!”
His friend was amazed.
“Wow! What kind of pills did the vet give him?”
John paused.
“I have no idea…”
“But they tasted like peppermint.”
His friend stared at the phone.
“John… those weren’t pills.”
