The Most Honest Funeral Speech Ever
There were two *vil brothers. They were rich and used their
money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even
attended the same church and looked to be perfect Christians.
Then, their pastor retired and a new one was hired. Not
only could he see right through the brothers’ deception, but
he also spoke well and true, and the church started to swell
in numbers.
A fund-raising campaign was started to build a new
assembly.
All of a sudden, one of the brothers d*ed. The remaining
brother sought out the new pastor the day before the f*n*ral
and handed him a check for the amount needed to finish paying
for the new building.
“I have only one condition,” he said. “At his f*n*ral, you
must say my brother was a saint.”
The pastor gave his word and deposited the check.
The next day at the f*n*ral, the pastor did not hold back.
“He was an *vil man,” he said. “He ch*ated on his wife and
*b*sed his family.” After going on in this vein for a small
time, he concluded with, “But, compared to his brother, he
was a saint.
