A husband was in the shower when the doorbell rang. His wife quickly wrapped herself in a towel and answered the door.
It was Bob, the neighbor.
Bob smiled and said, “I’ll give you $800 if you drop that towel.”
She thought for a moment, let the towel fall, collected the $800, wrapped herself back up, and returned upstairs.
Her husband asked, “Who was at the door?”
“Bob from next door.”
The husband grinned.
“Oh, great! Did he mention the $800 he borrowed from me?”
Moral: Before celebrating easy money, make sure it’s not your own!
