Two wives went out for a wild girls’ night and ended up drinking far more than they had planned.
On their way home, both suddenly realized they desperately needed to use the bathroom.
They spotted a quiet cemetery and decided it was the perfect place to stop.
Unfortunately, they had nothing to use afterward.
One woman used her underwear.
The other spotted a wreath and decided to improvise.
The next morning, the two husbands were on the phone.
One husband sighed,
“That’s it. No more girls’ nights!”
“Why?” the other asked.
“My wife came home without her underwear!”
The other husband paused.
“You think that’s bad?”
“Mine came home with a card stuck to her clothes that said…”
“From everyone at the fire station: We’ll never forget you!”
There was a long silence on the phone.
Then both husbands agreed…
Some girls’ nights should stay classified.
