Two strangers, a man and a woman, were assigned to the same sleeper compartment on a night train. Too exhausted to care about the awkwardness, they quickly fell asleep—he on the upper bunk, she on the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man woke her up, shivering. “Excuse me, but could you please grab me a second blanket from the closet? I’m freezing.”
The woman looked up and whispered, “I have a better idea. Just for tonight, let’s pretend we’re married.”
Thrilled, the man smiled broadly. “Wow, that’s a great idea!”
“Good,” she snapped, turning around. “Get your own damn blanket.”
After a moment of dead silence, he farted.
