An elderly American couple was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in Madrid. While dining at a charming local restaurant, the husband noticed a spectacular, sizzling platter being served to the next table. The aroma was absolutely irresistible.
He signaled the waiter. “Excuse me, what is that incredible dish?”
The waiter smiled proudly. “Ah, señor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull’s testicles from this morning’s bullfight. A true Spanish delicacy.”
While his wife gagged on her sangria, the adventurous husband decided to order a plate.
“I am so sorry, señor,” the waiter apologized. “There is only one serving available each day because there is only one bullfight every morning. But if you place your order ahead of time, I can reserve tomorrow’s dish for you.”
The husband agreed and eagerly returned the following evening.
The special platter was placed before him, but after taking a few bites, he looked incredibly disappointed. He called the waiter over. “Look, these are absolutely delicious, but why are they so much smaller than the massive ones we saw yesterday?”
The waiter gave a sympathetic, characteristically European shrug and replied:
“Sí, señor… sometimes the bull wins.”
