One beautiful morning in the Garden of Eden, God summoned Adam for a vital mission.
“Adam, I have an important task for you,” God announced.
“I am ready, Lord! What do you want me to do?” Adam replied eagerly.
“Go down into that valley,” God commanded.
Adam blinked. “What is a valley?” So, God patiently explained it. “Then, you must cross the river,” God continued. “What’s a river?” Adam asked. God explained that too. “Next, go over the hill, and on the other side, you will find a dark cave.” Naturally, Adam asked what a hill and a cave were, so God explained those as well.
“Inside that cave,” God said, breathing heavily, “you will find a creature called a Woman.”
“What’s a woman?” Adam asked. God pinched the bridge of His nose, explained the concept of a woman, and concluded, “Now, I want the two of you to reproduce.”
“How do I do that?” Adam asked blankly. God muttered under His breath, thoroughly annoyed, but just like everything else, He gave Adam a detailed, step-by-step technical breakdown of the birds and the bees.
Fully enlightened, Adam marched down into the valley, swam across the river, climbed over the hill, and disappeared into the cave to find the woman.
Exactly thirty minutes later, Adam walked right back into the Garden.
God, His divine patience wearing extremely thin, bellowed angrily, “What on earth is it now, Adam?!”
Adam scratched his head nervously and asked:
“What’s a headache?”
One beautiful morning in the Garden of Eden, God summoned Adam for a vital mission.
“Adam, I have an important task for you,” God announced.
“I am ready, Lord! What do you want me to do?” Adam replied eagerly.
“Go down into that valley,” God commanded.
Adam blinked. “What is a valley?” So, God patiently explained it. “Then, you must cross the river,” God continued. “What’s a river?” Adam asked. God explained that too. “Next, go over the hill, and on the other side, you will find a dark cave.” Naturally, Adam asked what a hill and a cave were, so God explained those as well.
“Inside that cave,” God said, breathing heavily, “you will find a creature called a Woman.”
“What’s a woman?” Adam asked. God pinched the bridge of His nose, explained the concept of a woman, and concluded, “Now, I want the two of you to reproduce.”
“How do I do that?” Adam asked blankly. God muttered under His breath, thoroughly annoyed, but just like everything else, He gave Adam a detailed, step-by-step technical breakdown of the birds and the bees.
Fully enlightened, Adam marched down into the valley, swam across the river, climbed over the hill, and disappeared into the cave to find the woman.
Exactly thirty minutes later, Adam walked right back into the Garden.
God, His divine patience wearing extremely thin, bellowed angrily, “What on earth is it now, Adam?!”
Adam scratched his head nervously and asked:
“What’s a headache?”
