A wife was furious when her husband forgot their wedding anniversary.
She crossed her arms and shouted,
“Tomorrow morning, I want something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in five seconds!”
The husband nodded nervously.
“Of course, sweetheart.”
The next morning, the wife walked outside and found a small box sitting in the driveway.
She opened it.
Inside was a bathroom scale.
She stared at it in complete silence.
The husband had apparently discovered a very creative way to avoid buying a sports car.
The hospital reports say he’s recovering well.
The doctor says his biggest challenge now is explaining why he thought that was a good idea.
