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LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND..

LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND

The advert says:

“I’m looking for a new husband. I’d like a good husband that doesn’t hit me, doesn’t go out drinking at night, and also satisfies me in bed.”

A few days later, someone knocks on her front door.

It turns out to be a man on a wheelchair, with no arms and no legs.

The man says “I saw your advert, and I think I would be a good husband.”

The woman looks at him confused.

“So, you’re not going to hit me, and you won’t go out drinking?”, she asks. “You see, I have no arms, so I could never do that”, he answers. “I couldn’t go out drinking either, because I have no legs”.

“Well, how are you going to satisfy me in bed?”, she says, crossing her arms.

The man smiles. “What do you think I knocked on the door with?”