Little Johnny Couldn’t Resist One Smart Remark…
A brand-new teacher fresh out of college was determined to use all the modern psychology techniques she had learned.
On the very first day of school, she stood proudly in front of her class, smiling confidently at the students.
“Children,” she announced, “today we’re going to begin with a little self-awareness exercise.”
The students looked at one another nervously.
The teacher continued,
“Anyone who thinks they’re stupid, please stand up.”
The classroom went completely silent.
Not a chair moved.
The teacher folded her arms, clearly pleased with herself. She thought the lesson had worked perfectly.
Then, after a few long awkward seconds… one chair slowly scraped across the floor.
Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher looked surprised.
“Well, Little Johnny,” she said gently, “do you really think you’re stupid?”
Johnny shrugged.
“No, ma’am,” he replied.
“…but I sure hated seeing you standing there all by yourself.” 😄
