It was Christmas Eve, and a woman came home after a long day of shopping.
Later that night, while getting ready for bed, her husband noticed writing on the inside of her leg.
“What’s that?” he asked.
She smiled and said,
“I stopped by a tattoo shop today. On one leg, I had them tattoo ‘Merry Christmas’… and on the other leg, ‘Happy New Year.’”
Her husband looked completely confused.
“Why would you do that?”
She smirked and replied:
“Well… now you can’t complain there’s never anything to eat between Christmas and New Year’s.” 😭
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“Hey, Mom,” asked Little Johnny,
“can you give me twenty dollars?”
“Certainly not!” answered his mother.
“If you do,”
Little Johnny went on,
“I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”
His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money.
“Well? what did he say?”
“He said, ‘Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.’”
