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I had a tree I wanted removed

I had a tree I wanted removed because it was too close to the house.

I called a tree guy. He came out and did a nice job cutting down the tree. He asked me what I thought.

I said, “It’s nice, but what about the stump?”

He informed me that he was just a tree guy who cut down trees, if I wanted the stump removed, I would need to call a stump guy. I found a highly recommended stump guy. He came and got the stump out.

He says,

“There you go.”

I asked him about the hole. He says,

“I’m a stump guy and just remove stumps. I don’t fill in the holes.”

He told me I would need to call a landscaper.
I get ahold of a landscaper and I tell him,

“I’m fixing to leave town on a trip. I don’t care what you do, just fix the hole and make it look nice.”

I got back today and found out he planted a friggin tree.