He Knew Exactly What Day It Was… Apparently. 😂
A married couple is sitting at breakfast. She looks at him lovingly and says: “Honey, I bet you’ve completely forgotten what day it is.”
He just mutters, annoyed: “Of course I know that,” gets up and goes to work.
At 10 a.m. the doorbell rings: a huge bouquet of flowers is delivered. At noon a large box of the finest Belgian chocolates arrives. At 3 p.m. a designer dress arrives.
When her husband comes home in the evening, she throws her arms around his neck: “Oh darling! First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress! This is the most wonderful World Turtle Day I’ve ever had!”
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A child asks his father:
“How did humans originate?”
Then his father said:
“Adam and Eve had children, then their children grew up and had children of their own, and so on.”
The child goes to its mother and asks her the same question:
“We used to be apes, as Charles Darwin explained. Over the course of evolution, we then developed into what we are today.”
The child runs back to his father and says,
“You lied to me!”
His father replied:
“No, your mother was only speaking from her side of the family.”
