He Finally Found the Courage to Talk to Her…
A man is sitting in a bar. At the next table sits a lonely woman.
“Wow, she’s hot!” the guy thinks. “D@mn, I’d love to talk to her right now – but what would I say to her? I’m so shy and every time I talk to someone, I just end up saying stupid things.”
-Ah, I know, I’ll just tell her I fell in love with her at first sight… Oh, – no, better not, otherwise she’ll laugh at me. Maybe I should just tell her ‘n.
“Buy a drink and let the rest take care of itself? Oh man, that’s difficult!”
At that moment, the woman stood up and disappeared. “Well, then the problem solved itself. Perhaps that’s for the best,” he thought.
After a while, the woman returns and sits down again at the next table. “She’s back! This must be a sign from heaven! We’re meant for each other, I’ll just talk to her now, hopefully I can think of something clever to say!”
He quickly drinks a shot to give himself courage, runs his hand through his hair, sucks in his stomach, pushes his shoulders back, sits down next to the woman and asks:
“Hey you, did you take a dump?”
