He Chose to Come Back as a Hen…
A young man goes to bed, kisses his wife, and falls asleep. Suddenly he wakes up and notices an old man in a white robe standing next to him.
“D@mn it, who are you? And what are you doing in my bedroom?”
“You are not in your bedroom,” the man says, “and I am Saint Peter.”
“What? Are you telling me I’m de@d? I’m still so young! Send me back to my wife immediately!”
“It’s not that simple,” says Peter. “You only have two ways to return. The first would be as a dog.”
“As a dog?” the young man said. “I don’t find that very exciting! What’s the other option?”
“The other option would be for you to return as a hen.”
“Okay, then let me go back as a hen!” the young man decides.
No sooner said than done. He transforms into a rather pretty hen and suddenly finds himself on Earth in a chicken coop. All at once, he feels a very strange sensation in his b@ckside.
“I’m about to explode!” the man told himself. “Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea after all!”
A rooster is already approaching him.
“You must be the new hen Peter told me about. And how are you doing as a hen?” asked the rooster.
“Actually, it’s quite good. I just have this strange feeling that my backside is about to explode,” the man replies.
“Oh yes!” laughed the rooster. “You just have to lay an egg!”
“And how am I supposed to do that? I’ve never laid an egg before!”
“You have to cackle loudly twice and then strain until you can’t anymore! That’s what the others do too!” explains the rooster.
The man cackles twice and strains until he can’t anymore – and an egg comes out of him.
“That’s awesome!” the man exclaimed. “I’ll do it again right away!”
He clucks again and strains – and another egg comes out. And because he likes it so much, he does it again and again.
The next time he hears a clucking sound, he suddenly hears a voice:
“D@mn it! What are you doing? Wake up, you idi0t! You’ve sh*t all over the bed!”
