God Had a Message for the Good People… Did You Get It?
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all the inappropriate behaviour that was going on.
He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.
When the angel returned, he told God, “Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not.”
God thought for a moment and said, “Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.”
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.
When that angel returned he went to God and said, “Yes, it’s true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good.”
God was not pleased. So while he was debating what to do about the 95%
He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good to encourage them – give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what that E-mail said?
No?
I didn’t get one either.
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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
“Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said, after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death! We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?”
“Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!
