Dad Read His Daughter’s Wedding Plans… Then Sent the Internet’s Funniest Reply
Daughter’s Text:
Daddy,
I’m coming home soon to get married, so you’d better get your checkbook ready! 😂
As you know, I’m living in Australia, and he’s in the United States.
We met on a dating app, became friends on Facebook, chatted for hours on WhatsApp, got engaged over Skype, and have been happily together for two months through video calls on Viber.
Dad, I need your blessing, your good wishes…
…and a really big wedding!
Love you,
Lilly
Dad’s Reply:
My dear Lilly,
Wow… congratulations!
Since your entire relationship has been online, I have a few suggestions.
Get married on Twitter.
Celebrate on Tango.
Register for your gifts on Amazon.
Pay for everything with PayPal.
And if things don’t work out…
…sell him on eBay.
Love,
Dad
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Little Boudreaux, Jr. was driving the tractor across a field pulling a wagon loaded down with sugarcane when one of the wagon’s wheels hit a rut and overturned.
Thibodeaux heard the noise and hollered at Little Boudreaux, “Hey, come on inside and have lunch wit us mon ami, and we’ll take care of da wagon after we eat.”
Little Boudreaux, told him, “Well, dat’s awful nice of you Mr. Thibodeaux, but I don’t tink my Papa would want me to do dat right now.”
Thibodeaux told him, “Awe, come on in. You Papa won’t even know.”
Tee-Boudreaux replied, “Mais OK, but I still tink Papa is gonna be real mad.”
After lunch, Tee-Boudreaux said his thanks, and added, “Mais, dat sure was good, but I know my Papa is gonna be really really mad by now.”
Thibodeaux says, “Why should he be mad? Where is your Papa anyway?”
Tee-Boudreaux tells him, “Under da wagon!”
