After 30 Years, He Still Calls Her Darling…
Two married couples in their fifties are sitting together at a dinner party.
One of the men constantly addresses his wife with pet names:
“Sweetheart”, “My darling”, “Mouse”, “Sweetheart” …
The other man is impressed.
When the women are briefly in the kitchen, he takes his friend aside and says:
“You know, I find that truly admirable.”
“After more than 30 years of marriage, you still call your wife by her name so lovingly.”
The other one glances around briefly and whispers:
“Oh well …”
“To be honest…”
“I forgot her real name a few years ago.”
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The husband dies after more than 50 years of marriage.
Some time later, his wife also goes to heaven.
When she spots him, she runs towards him full of joy.
“Honey! We’re finally seeing each other again!”
The man immediately raises his hand and says:
“Stay calm, Ingrid!”
“The pastor made that very clear at the wedding ceremony:”
“…until de@th do you part!”
“And that part is now complete.”
