Five minutes later:
“Da-ad…”
“What?”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
Five minutes later:
“Da-aaaad…”
“WHAT?”
“I’m THIRSTY… Can I have a drink of water?”
“I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll have to spank you!!”
Five minutes later…
“Daaaa-aaaad…”
“WHAT??!!”
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?”
LOL!!
Two Russian hunters meet.
“I shot a gigantic bear yesterday,” says Ivan. “Look at the hide!”
“How do you find such huge bears?” Sergei asks.
“Easy,” says Ivan. “You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot.”
Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages.
“Didn’t you follow my advice?” Ivan asks.
“Sure, I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled,” Sergei replies.
“And what came out?”
“The Trans-Siberian Express.”
