A man comes walking out of a brothel
Right as he walks out i to the street, there’s a little boy, smiling and pointing at the man, saying “Hah! I know what you’ve done! Ooh, I know *exactly* what you’ve done!”
The man is red with embarassment. “Would you keep it down, son? “, he said and gave the boy 10 dollars. “Take this and forget you ever saw me!”
The man then hurries away, and after walking for a little while, he gets home. When unlocking his front door, he looks behind him to ser the same little boy from outside the brothel, who’d apparently followed him home. “Hah! Now I know where you live!” the boy shouted with a huge grin on his face. The man walks over, slips the boy another 10 bucks and tells him sternly, “Take this, and keep your mouth shut about all this. Now scram!”
Later that night, the boys mother found the 20 dollars in his pocket, and demanded to know how he’d come by them. The boy eventually told her, and she was furious with him. “Tomorrow, you’re going to church first ting in the morning, you’ll confess to what you’ve done, then you’re going to donate every single penny of your blackmail money!”, she told him.
So the next morning the boy goes to church as instructed, where he enters the confessional. He makes the sign of the cross, getting ready to start his confession. He looks up through the window, his face lights up, and he says “Hah! Now I know where you work!”
