A guy was admitted to the hospital and he fell in love with the nurse.
She used to take care of him and very nice to him. Always checking up on him and giving him extra attention compared to other patients. Therefore, the guy thought that the nurse was into him as well.
The guy was shy and couldn’t ask the nurse out on date. But after he was discharged, he somehow managed to get the number of the nurse and messaged her: “Hi, I’m the patient you looked after. I’ve been thinking about it and I think you’ve stolen my heart”.
The nurse didn’t reply for two days and the patient was sure that he won’t be getting any reply from her.
Then out of the blue, she replied: ” Whatever you are accusing me of is not true. We only took one kidney out”.
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A nun walks into a doctor’s office looking completely exhausted.
After a thorough examination, the doctor smiles and says, “Sister, it’s nothing serious. You are just completely run down and stressed from overworking. I’m going to prescribe you a mild sedative.”
The nun sighs, “Thank you, Doctor, but I really dislike taking artificial pills. Is there a more natural alternative?”
The doctor thinks for a moment, leans in, and whispers, “Actually, yes. Every night before bed, drink a glass of gin. It will relax your muscles and help you sleep wonderfully.”
The nun looks worried, “Oh Doctor, I am a woman of the cloth! If anyone in the convent sees me buying strong alcohol or smells it on my breath, what will they think?”
The doctor winks, “Simple! Just ask the liquor store clerk to pour the gin into an empty milk bottle. If anyone asks, tell them it’s a special, high-nutrient milk for your health.”
The nun agrees it’s a brilliant idea. That evening, she brings the milk bottle into the convent’s common room, pours a large glass, and sips it slowly. Another nun walks past, gets curious, and asks to try a sip.
The second nun takes a big gulp, her eyes widen in absolute shock, and she gasps, “Praise the Lord! Sister, you HAVE to give me the address of that cow!!!”
