Late one night, a burglar broke into a house, and while he was sneaking around, he heard a voice say, “Jesus is watching you.” He looked around and saw nothing.
He kept on creeping and again heard, “Jesus is watching you.”
In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, “Was it you who said Jesus is watching me?”
The parrot replied, “Yes.”
Relieved, the burglar asked, “What is your name?”
The parrot said, “Clarence.” The burglar said, “That’s a stupid name for a parrot.
What idiot named you Clarence?” The parrot answered, “The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesus.”
READ MORE: A Drunk Husband Arrived Late At His Home.
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell..
Wife : where have you been till this late, I am not going to open the door. Sleep outside on the road tonight.
There was a well beside their house.
Husband : I’ll Jump into well If you don’t open the door.
Wife : Do whatever you have to do, I won’t open the door tonight.
Husband picks a big stone and threw it into the well, wife opens the door and ran towards the well.
Husband enters the house and locked it from inside.
Wife : Open the door, otherwise I’ll shout and people will gather here.
Husband : Let them gather, I’ll ask you in front of them that from where are you coming this late and that too in night wear.
