A blonde walks into a pharmacy

A blonde walks into a pharmacy

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant,
“Hi, do you have any… special deodorant?”

The pharmacist looks a bit confused. “Special deodorant?”

“Yes,” she says confidently. “I buy it here all the time.”

“I’m sorry,” the pharmacist replies, “but we only sell regular deodorant.”

The blonde frowns. “No, no… I definitely get it from this store.”

Trying to help, the pharmacist asks, “Do you still have the container?”

“Of course,” she says. “I’ll go home and get it.”

A few minutes later, she comes back and hands him the stick.

The pharmacist examines it and says,
“Ma’am… this is just a normal underarm deodorant.”

The blonde snatches it back, clearly annoyed, and reads the label out loud:

“TO APPLY… PUSH UP BOTTOM.” 😄