The Sergeant Major’s “Wild” Night

A stern old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event.

There was no shortage of young, extremely beautiful models in attendance.

One of them approached him and said, “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”

“Negative, ma’am,” he replied. “Just serious by nature.”

She glanced at his awards and decorations. “Looks like you’ve seen a lot of action.”

“Yes, ma’am,” he said. “A lot of action.”

Trying to get him to loosen up, she smiled and said, “You know, you should relax and enjoy yourself a little.”

The Sergeant Major simply stared back with his usual serious expression.

Finally, she leaned closer and asked, “I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you… you know… did the wild thing?”

The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, “1955.”

Surprised, she said, “That long?! Well then, let me m@ke your night better…”

And she led him away to a private room.

Later, as they lay together, the woman cuddled up beside the old army veteran and said:

“Well, you sure haven’t forgotten anything since 1955!”

The Sergeant Major looked at her, confused.

“Well, I sure hope not…”

“It’s only 2130 now!”