Wife: “Honey, before we got married, who used to massage your head?”
Husband smiled confidently.
“Nobody.”
She looked surprised.
“Nobody? Why not?”
He calmly replied,
“Because before I married you, I never had headaches.”
The wife stared at him.
“Oh, really?”
He nodded.
“Yes, sweetheart. And now…”
He paused dramatically.
“I have one every single day.”
The wife smiled sweetly.
“Good. Then you’ll never have to worry about finding a massage therapist.”
Husband: “Why?”
Wife: “Because I already know exactly who’s causing the headaches.”
