A woman was in bed with her lover when she suddenly heard her husband coming home.
“Quick! Get in the corner and don’t move!”
She covered her lover in baby oil and powder and whispered,
“Pretend you’re a statue!”
Her husband walked in, noticed the strange figure, and asked,
“What’s that?”
“Oh, that? It’s a statue,” she replied casually. “The Smiths have one, so I decided to get one too.”
Her husband shrugged and went to bed.
Around 2 a.m., he got up, walked over to the “statue,” and handed it a sandwich and a beer.
“Here you go, buddy.”
The lover stared in disbelief.
The husband smiled and said,
“I stood like that for two days at the Smiths’ house… and nobody offered me anything!”
The lover suddenly realized:
This wasn’t just a close call.
He had accidentally found the nicest husband in the neighborhood.
