A man was out for a walk with his new girlfriend when they passed a farm and saw two dogs m@ting.
She asked, “How does the male know when the female is ready for s*x?”
He replied, “He can smell that she’s ready. That’s how nature works.”
A little farther down the road, they passed a field where a ram was m@ting w*th a ewe.
Again, his girlfriend asked, “How does the ram know when the ewe is ready for s*x?”
He answered, “It’s nature. He can smell that she’s ready.”
They continued walking and soon passed another pasture where a bull was m@ting w*th a cow.
His girlfriend said, “This is strange. They’re really going at it. Surely the bull can’t smell when she’s ready?”
“Oh yes,” he replied. “It’s nature. All male animals can smell when the female is ready.”
After their walk, he dropped her off at home and kissed her goodbye.
As she got out of the car, she smiled and said,
“Take care, and maybe get yourself tested for COVID.”
Surprised, he asked, “Why would you say that?
She replied,
“Because you seem to have lost your sense of smell.” 😄
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