The Master’s Wisdom Was Not What He Expected 😂🥋
A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.” And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers…
“My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?”
“Yes, my master, I have.”
“And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?”
“Yes, my master, I have witnessed it.”
“And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?”
“Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon.”
“That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training.”
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Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands.
“Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first woman explains.
“My husband had the same habit,” the second woman explained
“but I fixed that. I just hid his teeth.
Little Johnnie’s teacher asks the class
” If they saw anything interesting on the way to school.”
Little Susie said she saw a fluffy dog.
Little Billy said he say a train.
Little Johnny said he saw a “fla*t” dog.
“Oh,” said the teacher.
“That’s t*rrible! Was he run over?”
