The Police Officer Was NOT Expecting That Answer… 😂🐒
A roads policing officer came across a horrific RTC where both the driver and passenger had sadly been k*lled. As he stood looking over the wreckage, a little monkey suddenly crawled out from the bushes and started wandering around the smashed-up car.
The officer stared at it for a second and said, “Bloody hell… I wish you could talk.”
The monkey looked up and nodded.
The officer blinked. “Hang on… you understand me?”
The monkey nodded again.
“Well then… did you see what happened here?”
Another nod.
“Right… what were they doing before the crash?”
The monkey mimed lifting a bottle to its mouth.
“They were drinking?”
Nod.
“What else?”
The monkey pinched its fingers together and pretended to take a drag.
“They were sm*king w**d too?”
Nod.
“What else?”
The monkey started making suggestive g*st*res with its *rms.
The officer stared at it. “You’re telling me they were drinking, smoking, and at it before they crashed?”
The monkey nodded enthusiastically.
The officer paused for a moment, then asked:
“So what were you doing while all this was going on?”
Driving, motioned the monkey
