The Perfect Robbery… or the Perfect Cover-Up?
During a r*bb*ry in Guangzhou, China, the bank r*bb*r shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your l*fe belongs to you.”
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table pr*v*catively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a r*bb*ry and not a r*pe!”
This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank r*bb*rs returned home, the younger r*bb*r (MBA-trained) told the older r*bb*r (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”
The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very st*pid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we r*bb*d from the bank!”
This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the r*bb*rs had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously *mb*zzled from the bank”.
This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a r*bb*ry every month.”
This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The r*bb*rs counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The r*bb*rs were very angry and complained: “We risked our l*ves and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a th*ef!”
This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share maager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this r*bb*ry.
This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” D*ring to take risks!
So who are the real r*bb*rs here?
