The King of the Savanna
A lion strolls through the savanna, feeling invincible.
He stops a boar.
“Who’s the mightiest creature here?”
The boar doesn’t hesitate.
“You are, sir.”
“Thought so,” says the lion, moving on.
Next, he meets an antelope.
“Who’s the mightiest creature here?”
The antelope stammers,
“Y-you, sir…”
“Obviously,” the lion smirks.
Then he comes across an elephant.
“Alright,” the lion says,
“who’s the mightiest creature here?”
The elephant says nothing.
He wraps his trunk around the lion, spins him through the air, and slams him straight into a muddy watering hole.
A long silence.
The lion drags himself out, covered in mud, dignity barely intact.
He shakes his head and mutters:
“Unbelievable…
some animals really can’t handle a simple question.” 😏
“the temper some animals have… he could have just said, ‘I don’t know!'”
