SHE ASKED HER HUSBAND WHAT THE POLICE OFFICER SAID. HIS RESPONSE IS PRICELESS.
The wife is driving, but she has a bit of a hearing problem.
The officer notifies her that she was doing 38 in a 25 zone.
The wife turns to her husband and asks “What’d he say?” The husband replies
“He says you were speeding!”
The wife turns back to the officer and says “Oh, sorry officer.”
The officer goes on; “License and registration please.” The wife again turns to her husband. “What’d he say!?”
The husband, growing irritated, says “He wants to see your LICENSE.”
The wife replies, “Oh, sorry officer. Here you go.”
The officer inspects her license and comments,
“Ah, you’re from Brownsville. I’ll never forget that city… I had the worst sexual experience of my entire life in Brownsville!”
The wife once more turns to her right and yells “What’d he say!!?”
The husband replies “He says he knows you.”
Three ducks walk into a bar…
“Say, what’s your name?”, the bartender asks the first duck.
“Huey.” was the reply.
“How’s your day been, Huey?”
“Great. Lovely day. Have a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?”, said Huey.
“Oh, that’s nice.”, said the bartender.
He turned to the second duck.
“Hi, and what’s your name.”
“Dewey.” came the answer from duck number two.
“So, How’s your day been, Dewey?”
“Great. Lovely day. I’ve had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?”
The bartender turned to the third duck and said,
“So, you must be Louie?”
“No.”, she said, batting her eyelashes.
“My name is Puddles.”
